Stand up Dildo Story

Session about Rickie, a pretty-boy who gets a job at a TV news station — maybe by mistake or maybe because somebody knew him too well. On the first day he meets his female boss and a room full of hostile female journalists who do not like him very much. He walks around downtown looking for stories, making contacts, window shopping and when he comes back to his car that night he sees that a pink, flesh toned dildo with a suction cup bottom has been stuck on the roof of his car. He stares at it, daunted. Looks around, sees that nobody is watching, snatches it off, throws it in the back seat and drives home.
The next day he drives to work and encounters a lot of beautiful journalists with even more contempt for him than he felt the day before, but cannot fathom what he has to do… He decides to drive to his first assignment alone, do his job, and avoid the newsroom for the day. When he goes downstairs he sees another dildo has been stuck to the roof of his car. It is pinkish, flesh toned, large and obscene. He lifts it up and gazes at the bottom, where a note has been left: “This will help you fit in.” He tosses the thing into the car and drives to his first story, blushing. And he is still blushing when he stands in front of the camera and tells the TV viewers that the there is a new exhibit at the museum about “Women Who Rock” which every man should visit because its all about the women of Rock and Roll and how they had to fit in…
He goes to his car at the end of the recording session and finds another dildo standing on his parked car, suction cup holding it straight up, with a note on the bottom: this will help you fit in.
Rickie feels excited, humiliated, nervous… all at once. He pulls off the dildo, and drives home.

That night he sits in his new kitchen, lines up the three dildos on his granite counter top and contemplates the message. He has never used a dildo before, and they all look enormous, really, quite large for a little pretty boy like him. But suddenly he knows that he needs to put in the dildos, at least one of the dildos, because maybe by fitting the dildo inside him, he will understand what it takes to fit in. Fit in to this new town, this new job, this new TV station…

And so he does. He fits it in, and goes to bed, and wakes up feeling like a girl, a big boobed weathergirl. He puts on his regular  clothes and wonders whether he should go to Starbucks for a Frappucino with the girls. What girls? The other girls in the office, for which he has suddenly developed a feeling of kinship and sorority.

Instead, he stops at a grocery store and gets a strawberry yogurt, and eats it at his desk, because he wants the girls to see that he eats pink stuff… Like them.

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