L.A. County Dept. of Public Health (LACDPH) has decided it needs to brand the hundreds of thousands of condoms it gives away each year — so they’re having a contest to design an official LA condom wrapper that will include the tag line, “Show Me Your Package.”

According to a press release from County Supervisor Zev Yaroslavsky’s office, “An estimated 2,000 new HIV infections occur annually in L.A. County”—thanks to comprehensive testing, of course, none in the adult performer community—and “Last year, the department reported more than 47,500 new cases of chlamydia, more than 9,500 new cases of gonorrhea and nearly 1,800 new cases of syphilis.”

So the county is looking for a design for a condom package—in fact, 10 different designs—under rules that will be posted on the contest website, and while entrants cannot trademark or copyright their designs, or (sadly) use sexually explicit imagery, all 10 chosen designs will be used on condom packages. Also, according to the press release, “The winner and nine runners-up will receive prizes and gift cards, plus bragging rights to a package design that will be distributed countywide and featured in future condom promotions.”

“We want to circulate more than one design so people can collect them all,” said Project Manager True Ann Beck, adding that the initial plan is “to start with a million and one condoms.”

A similar contest held in 2010 in New York garnered nearly 600 entries, and New Yorkers cast more than 15,000 online ballots to choose their favorites.

The LA contest will run from May 21 to June 17, and is open only to adults—which, fortunately, is the only age range acceptable to the adult industry—so all you box cover designers, web page designers, illustrators, photographers and other creative types, why not give this a shot? If for no other reason than to say to LA County, “You may be trying to force us to use condoms that will kill our industry… but at least you’ll look good doing it!”

Just got an email from my favorite sissy husband to vote on CARLILOCK to either release him from his chastity, add or subtract days or weeks or months to his sentence, or click on a button which will randomly determine how long his short dick must stay locked. Guess what I did?

For those prostate enthusiasts who have been milking themselves for years, Aneros has come out with the HELIX models available mid MAY. We will happily pre-order these tools for you, and publish your experiences here… please call Mistress ALEXA today to sign up.

I love seeing a guy in sexy panties and lingerie. Come over and let me dress you up so you can show-off for me. I have lots of sexy stuff I have bought for a pantyboy I play with sometimes. I’d love to let someone new to dressing up come over and satisfy your curiosity.

You can just model for me and get off on some porn, or we can play to whatever extent you feel comfortable. I love to touch, lick, and nibbble while you’re showing off. If you want more then tease me with your sexy ass until I dive in with my tongue and get your sexy hole all horny for some toy play. I would love to go down on you while I use my tongue/fingers/toys on your sexy hole. Whatever it takes to make you feel good. I am NOT looking for someone that can pass as a woman. I’m turned-on by seeing a regular guy dress-up and show his sexy femine side.

Evidence to Suggest that Copulatory Vocalizations in Women Are Not a Reflexive Consequence of Orgasm

by Gayle Brewer • Colin A. Hendrie
Received: 16 August 2009 / Revised: 9 April 2010 / Accepted: 21 April 2010 / Published online: 18 May 2010
Springer Science+Business Media, LLC 2010

Abstract: Studies investigating copulatory vocalizations and their relationship to orgasm in women revealed that orgasm was most frequently reported by women following

• self-manipulation of the clitoris
• manipulation by the partner
• oral sex delivered to the woman by a man
• least frequently during vaginal penetration.

While female orgasms were most commonly experienced during foreplay, copulatory vocalizations were reported to be made most often before and simultaneously with male ejaculation.

These results demonstrate a dissociation of the timing of women experiencing orgasm and making copulatory vocalizations and indicate that there is at least an element of these responses that are under conscious control, providing women with an opportunity to manipulate male behavior to their advantage.

Hijras are communities of transvestites, eunuchs and asexuals or meta-sexuals with a traditional (marginal) role in Hindu society.

From Wikipedia:

Hijras belong to a special caste. They are usually devotees of the mother goddess Bahuchara Mata, Lord Shiva or both. Hijra culture draws upon the traditions of several religions.

Hijras and Bahuchara Mata

Bahuchara Mata is a Hindu goddess with two unrelated stories both associated with transgender behavior. One story is that she appeared in the avatar of a princess who castrated her husband because he would run in the woods and act like a woman rather than have sex with her. Another story is that a man tried to rape her so she cursed him with impotence. When the man begged her forgiveness to have the curse removed, she relented only after he agreed to run in the woods and act like a woman. The primary temple to this goddess is Gujarat[25] and it is a place of pilgrimage for hijras, who see Bahucahara Mata as a patroness.

Hijras in the Mahabharata
In the Mahabharata, before the Kurukshetra War, Ahiravan offers his lifeblood to goddess Kali to ensure the victory of the Pandavas, and Kali agrees to grant him power. On the night before the battle, Aravan expresses a desire to get married before he dies. No woman was willing to marry a man doomed to die in a few hours, so Krishna assumes the form of a beautiful woman called Mohini and marries him. In South India, hijras claim Aravan as their progenitor and call themselves “aravanis.”[27]
In Tamil Nadu each year in April and May, hijras celebrate an eighteen-day religious festival. The Aravani temple is located in the village Koovagam in the Ulundurpet taluk in Villupuram district, and is devoted to the deity Koothandavar, who is identified with Aravan. During the festival, the aravanis reenact a story of the wedding of Lord Krishna and Lord Aravan, followed by Aravan’s subsequent sacrifice. They then mourn Aravan’s death through ritualistic dances and by breaking their bangles. An annual beauty pageant is also held, as well as various health and HIV or AIDS seminars. Hijras from all over the country travel to this festival. A personal experience of the hijras in this festival is shown in the documentary India’s Ladyboys, by BBC Three and also on the television series Taboo on the National Geographic Channel.

Hijras and Lord Shiva

One of the forms of Lord Shiva is a merging with Parvati where together they are Ardhanari, a god that is half Shiva and Half Parvati. Ardhanari is especially worshipped in North India and has special significance as a patron of hijras, who identify with the gender ambiguity.[25]

Hijras in Ramayana

In some versions of the Ramayana,[26] when Rama leaves Ayodhya for his 14-year exile, a crowd of his subjects follow him into the forest because of their devotion to him. Soon Rama notices this, and gathers them to tell them not to mourn, and that all the “men and women” of his kingdom should return to their places in Ayodhya. Rama then leaves and has adventures for 14 years. When he returns to Ayodhya, he finds that the hijras, being neither men nor women, have not moved from the place where he gave his speech. Impressed with their devotion, Rama grants hijras the boon to confer blessings on people during auspicious inaugural occasions like childbirth and weddings. This boon is the origin of badhai in which hijras sing, dance, and give blessings.[27]

The first reality show for and about the transgendered will be launched by a Bangladesh TV channel according to http://malikatv.blogspot.com

The ATN Bangla show — called “Amra Tomadery” — translated as “We are for you“, started accepting applications for contestants in December of last year. Contestants will be dancing and acting in front of voting audiences.

“The aim is to end the taboos that are associated with hijras,” said the show’s producer.

March 14th (From the Urban Dictionary)

Steak and BJ Day was invented by Tom Birdsey, may he live forever, and may the gods eternally bless his fate. Men everywhere should build shrines and worship this man, who has been so kind as to bless us with a day devoted entirely to devouring massive hunks of cowflesh and having one’s member gobbled. Truly, he is a saint among swine, and deserving of the highest accolades in the worlds beyond.

…Steak and BJ Day was invented as a response and in exchange for Valentine’s Day, devoted to having the ladies show men just how much they appreciate them? First: give us a big hunk of cow. Preferably still bleeding. The napkin will be unnecessary, thanks, that’s what the backs of our arms are for.

I think the second part does not require any further explanation from me.

Best thing is: It’s a win-win situation! Just think, ladies, of just how hard your man will try to please you o…

In Thailand they call them: kathoi, transvestites which roughly translates into English as “ladyboys.”
But before they are ladyboys, kathoi are just enthusiasts about panties, stockings, and other mantic signs of womanhood.

For more information see http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Introduction_to_Sociology/Gender

it was noisy as mistress led me into the club–in a short skirt, thigh highs and red strap-back whoreheels. she was dressed in a black tailored pantsuit. the noise simmered down as she entered towing me along by my leash and pink collar which said S-I-S-S-Y. she guided me (by yanking on the leash) to a couple other doms that she apparently knew and said hello to them as i dropped to my knees and kissed the ass of each of them as she introduced me to them. she smiled at my uninstructed obedient behavior. there was a large wrought iron cage in the center of the room with a crying, naked sissy inside it. the cage was on a rope and pulley rig which could be raised about 12 feet.

the bitch that was currently residing in it was glistening for whatever reason as he was granted release and scurried across the room as though nobody could see him, enduring catcalls, being slapped-ass and face–and groped rather fiercely. i asked mistress alexa why the cage had an assortment of panties in it and she told me that when the caged bitch got felt up successfully or did something degrading as instructed, the dom who ‘scored’ threw her panties into the cage as a tribute to his sissyness.

i leaned into her and commented on a particular pair of lavender lacies(she demanded that i be in panties every day) because i had none of those and she told me that if a sissy bitch had no courage and ran off without collecting their bounty, it was up for grabs. she unleashed me and pushed me forward. i stumbled a little and then minced my naughty heels into the cage hoping these panties were in decent shape. i bent(at the knees) and picked them up-ecstatic at the treasure. clean, perfect condition, and close enough to my size. i could not believe my luck, as i heard the cage door slam shut.

as i heard the cage door slam shut. AS I HEARD THE CAGE DOOR SLAM SHUT. it took that long for my wonderment at my own luck to disappear faster than a nice set of rims at a p diddy concert. not just trapped, but exposed–as my pantiless sissy ass was slowly hoisted into the air!! and -not out of shame, since i was in a skirt, nylons and heels-i quickly stepped into the lavender panties, unaware that quick thinking was forbidden here in ‘she speaks’.

as mistress alexa barked at me, i reluctantly shed my newfound love, one leg at a time, until the only crotchcover i had was firmly in my fist. the cage was elevated to about 10 feet and every lady in the place could see up my skirt at my nasties–shaved and on display. i noticed i was one of only 3 or 4 “men” in the place as i felt the cage being lowered to the floor. finally- i could reconnect with my mistress and exit this cage. i saw a tall redheaded, leatherclad dom hang a sign of ‘rules’ on the wall as i hit the floor. unable to read them i was grateful that ms alexa came to me and told me to back myself into the rear corner of the cage and do everything this redhead instructed me to do. i backed to my corner, still looking at my mistress, as i felt the cage at my back and hands raise my skirt.

my man nuts were seized in a tight fist, tied with a tight strip of leather, and then fastened to the bottom bar of my new home–effectively assuring that i was exposed and bent over. the volume level went skyward but i had no idea why? mistress filled me in: the redhead was the owner of the lavender panties and she ‘won’ me because i chose them. the cheering was because a roulette wheel was being brought out to be spun and determine who got me first. what? thats right–it was ‘sissy gets used’ night. there would be 3 spins and each ‘winner’ would be using me however she felt. before any of this happened, two gorgeous doms were delivered to the top of the cage and one strolled over to the corner above me, took her panties off and tossed them down at my bent over sissified self. she then pissed down on me-long and hard. then mistress number two pissed me–to the absolute delight of the doms watching.