Femme Week

To all my sissies,

Sometimes one of my clients gets a chance to dress up for an extended period of time — and requests a series of sessions with me so that I can dominate his days and nights, supervise his masturbation and dress up sessions, accompany him when he goes shopping, gets made up and made over… Imagine how exciting it would be to have a FULL WEEK OF FEMINIZATION with your mistress on call….

Dear Mistress Alexa:

i want to share the long list of toys and lingerie i have and have ordered to play with during ‘FEMME week’. (As You can see, I’m going to try to use the sub convention of keeping myself in lower case from now on, except for where autocorrect makes it too hard.)

Things i already have:
i just loaded my suitcase with things i already have–some of which i had forgotten about. i’m going to have lots of good vibrations this week.
Pink lacy boyshort panties
Pink silky cami set (the top is a little tight, but the bottoms are great)
two 7″ penis shaped vibrators
Small pink wand vibrator like this Femme Week vibrator
Body massager, kind of like this unnamed-1 – Works well for reaching down and placing against something inside me.
Full size plug-in hitachi magic wand vibrator with dial attachment to vary the vibration strength and additional ‘flutter’ attachment (for giving a clit butterfly kisses)
Long necklace with gold and pearls
A couple of books i once bought from Amazon with the idea of getting my wife on board: How to Start a Female Led Relationship and A Guide for Keyholders
The thing i ordered that i’m most excited about, should arrive by Mon evening:
Customized necklace that looks like this unnamed-2but says “MY SISSY NAME” ??

Things i ordered from Amazon to be delivered:
Spunk lube (lube that is made to look and feel like cum) with a syringe applicator for squirting some inside IMG_1049
These high heels Sissy Slut Shoe I hope to wear these every minute I am alone on the house.
Two pairs of frilly ankle socks, one white and another pink (may arrive a little later in week) unnamed-4

Things i ordered from Adam & Eve to be delivered by Monday
For sucking and deepthroating
Pink 12″ double dildo unnamed-5
Smaller jelly cock for sucking warmup unnamed-6
For my boipussy
Shaped 6.5″ dong/butt plug unnamed-7 . I remember that i once came using something like this about a dozen years ago
Big 10 inch suction cup dildo unnamed-8
No-pierce nipple rings to see what they will look like, if they will stay on my little ones Nipple Rings
A mini vibrator that Adam & Eve threw in for free
Some Iron Grip brand condoms. These condoms are made for men with smaller dicks. I’ve never tried them, but want to try one on. I also like to buy large Magnums at the drug store and try them on to see how I don’t fill them out

From Nordstrom I ordered these pretty things that will get delivered today (I hope they survive on the doorstep until Sunday)unnamed-10
Faggy babydoll and g-string
Pink crotchless panties Pink Crotchless Panties
Pink bralette Pink Bralette
Thigh highs Thigh Highs
Hips & Curves order, arriving today. Again, I hope it survives until Sunday
Nightie and robe, for lounging Nightie and robe for lounging
Ruffle panty Ruffled Pink Panties!
Pearl thong Pearl ThongInline image 3
Pink body jewels unnamed-16
Racerback corset Racerback Corset for Femme Week It will be a challenge to lace severely enough.Sissy Corset
Long fingerless gloves Lacy Fingerless GlovesInline image 7
Cropped ribbed tank. I can pair with the panties from cami set or others to lounge around Inline image 8
And the thing I couldn’t resist when I saw it — French Maid set French Maid Outfit Perfect with the frilly socks and heels.French Maid Set for Femme Week My real French Maid ideal is something more elaborate, like Black & White Sissy Maid OutfitorPink Satin Sissy Maid Uniform but that will have to wait.

As you can see, this is a lot of stuff that can be used in different scenarios. i don’t know if pantylines will be visible under my work uniform, or if the plug will stay in if i go out of the house.

i imagine you selecting what i should wear at any given time from the menu above. i’ll be working out and in control of my diet this week, so i also imagine strict training from you. i also imagine you selecting sissy and cuckold training hypno videos and telling me to watch them, at which time, and talking about them with you.

My big goals remain:
Licking up every drop of cum
A week of sissy immersion at home
Self facial
Ass to mouth dildo (i’m looking for a place for a colonic)
No hands cumming like a girl
Only cumming when you let me
Giving myself over to you, being pushed to my sissy limits


My Catering Tart


Although it’s been nearly a week since we spoke, I am still thinking about you, your narrative and how you wrapped me up in it and made me a “catering tart”! So I must thank you; the memories have kept me entertained and busy thinking of such things ever since. Thank-you!

You suggested I write and remind you about some of the details of the fantasy so here is my summary:

I had described a story, from Fictionmania, about a boy with acne seeking a solution to clear it up. When a female friend’s mother mentioned how “the pill” had worked for her, a (somewhat predictable) series of events followed, which included the boy getting birth contol pills from his friend, as well as his own mother, and following a pathway to femininity.

That series is found on Fictionmania.com under the title “My Wonderful Obsession” by Donna Turner.

My main criticism (also predictable) of that story was the lack of sexual situations – even when, in one chapter, the main character had sex with his (temporary) girlfriend, little was made of it. All episodes were “G” rated with the exception of a later chapter which included the description of the main character masturbating his boyfriend – and this done in a way that achieved only an “R” rating. As I progressed through the chapters it occurred to me this was more of a romance novel than a smut story (as I might have been hoping for) and, at some point, I lost interest (not enough to keep me from skimming through to find the sexual parts, of course). However, I will give the writer credit, at least, for story telling and writing skills.

For your version, you took over my description of events in the story where the boy was led into the situation of becoming employed, by his girlfriend’s parents’ catering company, as a serving girl. The mother made every effor to ensure the boy would be completely convincing, not only in dress and comportment but also in situations where the men made passes at the serving girls – in a way that would ensure maximum profitability for the catering company. Later in your rendition, you introduced the boy to a girl who started out “just like him” . . .

I had to stop you at some point after that; I don’t recall exactly what you described that this girl was helping me with but, at the time, it was more than I could handle! I slept well that night but, when I awoke the following morning, I was aroused again and lingered in bed thinking about the catering job (and the “boss” and the “girl” and the events…).

Crave: USB Vibrator that stores content and makes the world a better place.

A San Francisco design team has raised funds to launch a thumb drive that really is a pleasure to use. The Crave team plan to make three different Duet models, beginning at $75 — vibrator-only, 8GB and 16GB.

“The initial drive behind making it a USB device was the ease of charging and ease of travel, but it became clearly fairly early on that we could add storage to it,” Crave’s Michael Topolovac told news.com.au.

TI CHANG, the designer, lays out her design philosophy on the Crave website:

“Seriously, is there a more fulfilling endeavor than this? To bring pleasure to women is my way of helping to make the world a better place.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/08/30/fans-contribute-40000-for-usb-vibrator/#ixzz1X0NSNrjy

Suck that ass! By r.s.

Mistress Alexa–my wife, my dominant wife- came home angry at SOMETHING last night.

I didnt know what it was. not allowed to ask. she walked in about 6pm, slammed the front door and yelled; “BITCH.  NOW!”.  i scrambled down the stairs, butt-naked-as required, coming to rest two feet before her, aware of the fact that as i ran down the stairs, she had an eyeful of my cock bouncing up and down-east and west. it was not going to matter. she was angry at something/someone. i knelt before her. “you know–YOU MEN just take….you all feel like….you FUCKING WHORE!”. she was angry. i…was scared. lots. i was scared lots.

she hoisted her skirt, yanked down her skimpy panties and demanded-“kiss my ass, boy!”.  while on my knees, i leaned forward and introduced my quivering lips to her gorgeous asscheek-then the other, pausing, and then sucking on the base of her left buttock while slapping it with my tongue; catching my breath before ramming my stiffened tongue directly up her asshole, as she gasped. in and out, i raped her sweet ass with a darting tongue as she shook her ass in my face and grunted and my talented tongue went after her innards.

my goal was to reach her bellybutton with my tongue and go deaf with her screams of joy blasting into my ears. she yelled-SUCK THAT ASS, BITCH-SUCK ITTTTT. she won. i sucked myself up and into her ass-my hands yanking her cheeks into different zip codes, pinning them there, and launching an absolute oral attack on her dripping asshole, drilling into her as i felt her thighs shake and quiver as she began to moan and cry; screaming- MY CUNT, YOU FUCKER. SUCK IT!–my reward!!

i threw her on her back, my arms burrowing under her thighs-yanking them back and holding them there, exposing her drippy snatch completely. i held her there-the tides turning, as i slapped her twat with my frisky tongue and listened to her rapid breathing. she grunted and shook as my fingers incinuated themselves into her pussy as my tongue danced across her lips. she grabbed my hair, held tight, and began raping my face with her soaked snatch. and she did a good job of it. she may have broke my nose, but it didnt matter-she fucked my face like a savage; slamming her succulent thighs upward and beating my face like a boxer-only using her thighs and pelvis. she fucked my face in a brutal manner-and my cock sprung to new lengths-searching for somewhere-ANYWHERE-in which to park. overnight if need be. as i drove my talented tongue and mouth up into her crotch, she seized my balls in her fist and yelled “SUCK IT ALL, BITCH-CLEAN ME OUT!”–i did-i chewed her cuntlips and waited for her flow and sucked her cunt for all i was worth as she screamed again–“GET IT WHORE! CLEAN ALL THAT SPUNK OUT OF ME!”–WHAT????—-i sucked……..harder–after all, im just——

Shit from Shinola

This month the remarkable Michael Lewis shows that nobody mixes shit and shinola better than the Germans.

The first thing Gutenberg sought to publish, after the Bible, was a laxative timetable he called a “Purgation-Calendar.


….The fiercely scatological Martin Luther (“I am like ripe shit, and the world is a gigantic asshole,” Luther once explained) had the idea that launched the Protestant Reformation while sitting on the john.


But perhaps there is no better evidence of this specific national character than the red-light district of Hamburg, where naked women fight each other in a ring of filth while spectators wear a sort of head condom to avoid being splattered.

“Germans have always longed to be near the shit, but not in it. This, as it turns out, [is] an excellent description of their role in the current financial crisis.”

And not since Freud has money so clearly revealed itself as symbolic shit as in the current financial crisis…

Sensitivity Training for the TSA

Thanks to the Transgender Law Center in San Francisco which filed a suit on behalf of a TSA employee who wanted to dress and pee in a way “consistent with his or her gender identity”, LAX’s 2,500 security officers and 100 managers have to undergo sensitivity training.

Agents “should be aware of some do’s and don’ts when ushering t-gals through the security process”… and when managing tgals in the security process. Unlike the rest of us, a tranny shouldn’t have to “hide who she [is] just in order to earn a living.”

Consider Amanda Littlecock, for example, who in yesterday’s session revealed that his wife had decided to lock up his cock when he went away on business trips, or at least, that’s how the transformation began. First, there was the humiliating scene in front of the not yet sensitivity-trained TSA agents at the D.C. airport, who stopped Amanda going through security, first at the metal detector booth and then at the x-ray machine. Amanda had to explain about his little cock, about his wife, about the chastity device, before the head of security let him through… too late to catch his scheduled flight, alas! Next time, Amanda would have to present the key to chastity device to the security agent, as proof that it didn’t contain anything explosive. Just a little cock, Amanda peeped, blushing red and pink and trying to cover her poor little non-explosive with her hands…

After that, the training accelerated. The wife kept Amanda inside the device for longer and longer periods of time, adding conditions. No, Amanda, you have to wear panties all week before you can come. No, Amanda, you have to paint your toenails before you can come. Then Amanda had to go through TSA dressed in panties over his chastity device, and then in panties and bra, and then in full explosive gear: panties, stockings, cami, boobies and all.

What did Amanda do? Amanda is training to become a TSA employee, “consistent with his or her gender identity”…

Pastebin: hacking & sex

In the same pastebin where Lulz has just waved goodbye, signaling the end of 50 says of “anarchy and entertainment”,

we have Arcadia looking up ‘hardcore erotic archaeology fanfiction’. Have a look:

(Credit to The Wonderful People of /co/, Homestuck General and queefmaster !e.qQ4/b9Y6)

God almighty it’s hot today. Like, I mean, I’m sweating all over. I can’t cope with this.

Do you think troll fans are biological as well? I wonder how that works.


What if it was a sweltering hot summer’s day, so hot that it was practically impossible to do anything that required any meaningful level of exertion, so hot that despite having already had several cold refreshing showers that morning Aradia was already feeling hot and sticky again

And what if the sheer heat and humidity of this abnormally hot day for some reason made her feel really horny, to the point that after managing to drag herself to her computer Aradia spent the entire afternoon wearing nothing more than a skimpy, loose-fitting t-shirt and a pair of panties pulled halfway down one leg, sitting in front of her pc with one hand on the mouse looking up hardcore erotic archaeology fanfiction and the other tucked snugly between her legs, edging closer and closer to the brink of climax but always pulling back at the last minute so as to prolong the pleasure, while the breeze caused by the fan on her desk only served to heighten her pleasure as it blew over her sensitive breasts

Read about Arcadia’s “lovebox” on pastebin… — and tell us if you find a dragon tattoo.