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LA Wants YOU to Design the City’s Official Condom Package

admin — Sun, 20 May 2012 19:27:19 +0000

L.A. County Dept. of Public Health (LACDPH) has decided it needs to brand the hundreds of thousands of condoms it gives away each year — so they’re having a contest to design an official LA condom wrapper that will include the tag line, “Show Me Your Package.”

According to a press release from County Supervisor Zev Yaroslavsky’s office, “An estimated 2,000 new HIV infections occur annually in L.A. County”—thanks to comprehensive testing, of course, none in the adult performer community—and “Last year, the department reported more than 47,500 new cases of chlamydia, more than 9,500 new cases of gonorrhea and nearly 1,800 new cases of syphilis.”

So the county is looking for a design for a condom package—in fact, 10 different designs—under rules that will be posted on the contest website, and while entrants cannot trademark or copyright their designs, or (sadly) use sexually explicit imagery, all 10 chosen designs will be used on condom packages. Also, according to the press release, “The winner and nine runners-up will receive prizes and gift cards, plus bragging rights to a package design that will be distributed countywide and featured in future condom promotions.”

“We want to circulate more than one design so people can collect them all,” said Project Manager True Ann Beck, adding that the initial plan is “to start with a million and one condoms.”

A similar contest held in 2010 in New York garnered nearly 600 entries, and New Yorkers cast more than 15,000 online ballots to choose their favorites.

The LA contest will run from May 21 to June 17, and is open only to adults—which, fortunately, is the only age range acceptable to the adult industry—so all you box cover designers, web page designers, illustrators, photographers and other creative types, why not give this a shot? If for no other reason than to say to LA County, “You may be trying to force us to use condoms that will kill our industry… but at least you’ll look good doing it!”

Carlilock: Chastity Lock on Line with Random Setting

admin — Wed, 16 May 2012 19:16:03 +0000

Just got an email from my favorite sissy husband to vote on CARLILOCK to either release him from his chastity, add or subtract days or weeks or months to his sentence, or click on a button which will randomly determine how long his short dick must stay locked. Guess what I did?

Mistress Alexa Recommends: The Helix

admin — Wed, 09 May 2012 00:18:54 +0000

For those prostate enthusiasts who have been milking themselves for years, Aneros has come out with the HELIX models available mid MAY. We will happily pre-order these tools for you, and publish your experiences here… please call Mistress ALEXA today to sign up.

Craig’s List San Francisco: Would you respond to this ad?

admin — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:20:21 +0000

I love seeing a guy in sexy panties and lingerie. Come over and let me dress you up so you can show-off for me. I have lots of sexy stuff I have bought for a pantyboy I play with sometimes. I’d love to let someone new to dressing up come over and satisfy your curiosity.

You can just model for me and get off on some porn, or we can play to whatever extent you feel comfortable. I love to touch, lick, and nibbble while you’re showing off. If you want more then tease me with your sexy ass until I dive in with my tongue and get your sexy hole all horny for some toy play. I would love to go down on you while I use my tongue/fingers/toys on your sexy hole. Whatever it takes to make you feel good. I am NOT looking for someone that can pass as a woman. I’m turned-on by seeing a regular guy dress-up and show his sexy femine side.

evil mistress part 6–doggystyle!

tweetmaid — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 22:23:07 +0000

i stood in front of Mistress Alexa and she yanked my panties down, freeing my eager meat which leaped up at her. she slapped it down and told ‘it’ to behave. she reached under my balls to gauge their fullness, weighing them thoughtfully. a smile crossed her face and she gently enclosed my cock in her fist, stroking it and feeling it swell within her finger prison. as i throbbed thru its length Mistress smiled and held it skyward and shook it saying, “there we go. a nice fat stiff prick. lets go upstairs with it.” as i followed her up the stairs, i had a tremendous view of her exaggerated swishing ass, creating a code 4 with my about to burst nuts. in the bedroom Mistress lay across the bed, ass on the edge, feet on the floor and legs spread wide. “clean me out,” she ordered. had she gone out for 90 minutes to get FUCKED AND FILLED?–”I SAID clean me out you jizz drinking cumhound!NOW!!”—i crawled forward and licked the inside of her thigh, then kissed it gently and slid my nose up along her thigh and brushed her pussy with it. i paused and gently licked her moist lips and slowly inserted my tongue into her. withdrew it-and inserted it again. i pushed it as deep as i possibly could and then pulled out-covering her complete sex with my mouth and began slapping her twat with quick strikes of my darting tongue. as she began moaning i struck at her clit with my tongue tip and she closed her thighs around me while her fists filled themselves with my hair, pulling me tight to her crotch and locking me there skillfully. my tongue renewed its effort to get deep within her, and she rewarded me by splaying her legs wide, allowing me a fair chance to search for her honey. driving my nose upward across her thickened bud, my lips pinned her cunt spread open and my tongue drove into her as my neck rammed forward. i felt her tense as i sucked and licked for all i was worth as she screamed “thats it slut! suck it outta me! get in there! here i cum YOU WHORE!!”–and as i slurped at her box, a warm batch of sticky, sweet juice began a steady run onto my lips and tongue. i had to hold her down as she bucked away, in order to get my reward–i wasnt giving up ANY of these honey drippings. in the middle of her orgasm i inserted one finger in her ass and continued holding her fast, digging my toes into the rug to give myself more purchase. her pussy continued to erupt and its quantity was damn impressive. i glanced up and her nipples were harder than chinese arithmetic–causing my cock to hop about like a taser victim. as she wound down and her orgasm ebbed to a close, i relaxed a bit and she hoarsely commanded, “lick it all out of there bitch. get it all–you like it, no?” –”mmmmmmm”, i managed. moments later she was lying back on a pillow, looking down at me. “how did that spunk taste, sweetie?”–i told her it was hot, sticky and sweet. –”like berries?,” she asked. yeah, like berries, i thought, just like berr—-!! what the fuck!?? –Mistress Alexa howled with laughter as i realized the implications. “thats right, sissy!! the correct answer was ‘none of the above’!! the spooge that you gobbled off the 4 saucers belonged to all strangers! yours i inserted up my snatch 2 hours ago until you successfully pulled it out of me and gulped it down seconds ago!”–i blushed and my cock began to hide as she laughed at my predicament. “but ill tell you what sweety. ill still give you a nice doggy style fucking. get on the end of the bed on your knees!!!! youve got much more to do AND learn this week, but right now im gonna love sissifying your tight ass!!”–she forced me to watch as she began the process of strapping on a large purple weapon of ass destruction………part 7 soon sissies, tweetmaid

evil Mistress-part 5 (whats for desert?)

tweetmaid — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 17:05:50 +0000

…..there was but one dish of man-spunk for me to gulp down in order to take a shot at correctly guessing which of the samples were mine thus giving me a rare chance at doggy style fucking with my sneering Mistress. stepping forward, i bent and sucked the goop into my mouth-hoping it was sweet like berries! and although it was kinda tapioca-ish, it didnt strike me as sweet. and number 3 was decidedly porklike in flavor so my guess would have to be 1 or 2. and i figured that the first batch of cum that i swallowed didnt strike me as sweet and had maybe, therefore, tainted the number 2 load. reluctently i informed Mistress Alexa that saucer number 2 would be my guess. she smiled at me and told me i would learn the outcome at 5 o’clock and that i was to pull up my panties, put on my apron and nipple clamps and get some of the housework done. she went upstairs and i went to start her laundry. minutes later at 3 o’clock, she came down, dressed very provocatively, and said shed be back in a bit and the kitchen had better be spotless-floors also. i went about it excitedly all the while running the different semen samples over in my head thinking i had logically figured it out and, almost giddy about the prospects of feeling my balls bounce around the back of Mistress’ thighs. and wondering if i should fuck her hard or slow—make a memory–or make it last? of course, if she gave me a time limit i would just ‘unleash the hounds’ and move faster than an escaped convict. the visual of that (me behind her bare ass–not the convict) began to shrink my panties as i attempted to ignore that and finish the kitchen before moving along with the laundry cycle. at about 4:30 Mistress arrived back home and sat in her chair watching me fold her clothes. “excited, bitch?”—–kinda am, came my reply. “come over here and present yourself, you little spunkhound.” with a slight tremble, i sashayed to my owner. ……..and i will feed something to all you sissies tomorrow—part 6!–tweetmaid

evil part 4- whose cum IS this?

tweetmaid — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 18:00:48 +0000

i slurped the cum off of plate number 3 and ‘swished’ it around my mouth and thought it tasted a bit like porkchops. and it occured to me that i was so frightened of Mistress’ ability to humiliate me, that i had just blindly lent my faith to her and never questioned where these spunk samples came from. i know she sometimes saves batches of my milkings and loves to smear them on my face and insist i let it dry–or wipe it between my asscheeks or inside my panties and force me to walk around like that, but i clearly didnt remember getting milked THIS much—-i thought, as i swallowed(possibly) a strange mans seed. and not having done this before, i wasnt sure of protocol so i just bent and spotlessly cleaned off sample 3. i love porkchops. stay tuned sissies—-part 5 tomorrow……pantied tweetmaid

evil-part 3- jizzlips

tweetmaid — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 16:35:29 +0000

…it was unlikely that semen sample number 2 was mine–it was NOT sweet at all, and i had eaten 3 lbs of damn berries. i informed Mistress Alexa of my ‘no’ vote and she slid saucer 3 at me. “go ahead you sissy cumbucket. get used to this. when im done with your training you will enjoy this dietary supplement in many fashions!”–dietary supplement?, i thought, this is a one-time deal, right? and though Mistress was unpredictable, i knew, i hoped that was the case. that was dashed with her next statement:” soon you will crave a big sticky batch of worthless spunk-and you will do so in many ways. i will demand you to jerk yourself into my hand and lap up your leavings or just bring home a sample and feed it to you. or possibly retrieve it from my body somewhere with your talented tongue–i LOVE that idea!! maybe force you to also clean out my girlfriends and charge them a fee. and sooner or later, you will gobble loads straight from the tap!!”– what the fuck did that mean?—”EAT!!”–i bent, paused, and went down on the plate

evil part 2- ‘table for one?’

tweetmaid — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 16:25:12 +0000

with my panties at my thighs and my balls shrinking in fear, i stared at 4 platters-each with a large dollop of man-jizz on it. Mistress saw my hesitation and said “listen sissy bitch, do as you are told or i promise—she didnt get a chance to finish as i realized her demeanor meant a savage paddling. i bent toward plate number 1, planted my lips in the puddle and loudly slurped the load into my mouth–there really was no other way–and i was sure that she realized it. i stood, wretched and felt her swat my bare ass–”keep it down you cum-eater,” she threatened. i did. she asked if i thought number 1 was my own nut batter. “no,” i mumbled. before forcing me to sample plate number 2 she revealed my prize if i guessed my own cum correctly–doggy-style sex with her!! i wondered what the catch might be since she knew i covetted that shot at her. doesnt matter, i thought, just find your spunk…….stay tuned, bitches—tweetmaid will be back tomorrow!!!

evil Mistress

tweetmaid — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 18:51:30 +0000

Mistress Alexa is an evil mistress. she explained to me that men’s spunk could vary in taste-depending on what he has consumed perhaps. seeing my uncertainty, she told me that on sunday i was to eat nothing but berries;raspberries, strawberries, blueberries- whatever type i wanted. i was then to report to her monday afternoon. i was there at 2pm, prompt. i was made to strip down to my panties which she then tugged down to just thigh level and i walked to the kitchen to get her some wine. moments later she was slowly jacking my hardness-and enjoying it as much as i was. as i began to peak and erupt, she held a saucer in front of my crotch and skillfully pulled a hot load out of my eager balls and directed the sticky sprays onto the saucer. leaving me, she walked into the kitchen and minutes later called me in to see her set 4 like saucers on the table and instructed me to taste the contents on each–and pick out my own sample. i promise to tell you tomorrow if i won a reward or failed and…….bfn, tweetmaid