Your mother in law loves to humiliate you. The other day she saw you on your bike wearing skin tight black Lycra bike shorts. They were so tight it was very obvious you had nothing or almost nothing manly there …of course she started pointing and laughing… then she pulled out her lipstick and pushed it out just about an inch… and showed it around to all her friends…Your face was red… so hot so very humiliated!!!! But the worst part??? You were excited by it, weren’t you, cookie?