Bimbo Exam

This is one of my favorite sessions – a Bimbo Exam administered over the phone…

This is not the first time you’ve been called into my office, Celia, is it? Haven’t I warned you about coming to work dressed up in those overstretchy pants, that show off your far too fat behind?! Haven’t I explained over and over again the importance of a good support bra, with nipple pillows to cover those erect overexcited aureolas of yours? A bra that doesn’t permit those boobies to flow over their cups so that nobody can look at anything else….