Pastebin: hacking & sex

In the same pastebin where Lulz has just waved goodbye, signaling the end of 50 says of “anarchy and entertainment”,

we have Arcadia looking up ‘hardcore erotic archaeology fanfiction’. Have a look:

(Credit to The Wonderful People of /co/, Homestuck General and queefmaster !e.qQ4/b9Y6)

God almighty it’s hot today. Like, I mean, I’m sweating all over. I can’t cope with this.

Do you think troll fans are biological as well? I wonder how that works.


What if it was a sweltering hot summer’s day, so hot that it was practically impossible to do anything that required any meaningful level of exertion, so hot that despite having already had several cold refreshing showers that morning Aradia was already feeling hot and sticky again

And what if the sheer heat and humidity of this abnormally hot day for some reason made her feel really horny, to the point that after managing to drag herself to her computer Aradia spent the entire afternoon wearing nothing more than a skimpy, loose-fitting t-shirt and a pair of panties pulled halfway down one leg, sitting in front of her pc with one hand on the mouse looking up hardcore erotic archaeology fanfiction and the other tucked snugly between her legs, edging closer and closer to the brink of climax but always pulling back at the last minute so as to prolong the pleasure, while the breeze caused by the fan on her desk only served to heighten her pleasure as it blew over her sensitive breasts

Read about Arcadia’s “lovebox” on pastebin… — and tell us if you find a dragon tattoo.

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